"It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read."

Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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helshades:

trektags:

a day in the life of leonard mccoy (tags via earhattery)

A very poignant documentary indeed.

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allons-ymrholmes:

LOOK AT THIS DORK

allons-ymrholmes:

LOOK AT THIS DORK

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chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

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sideponytailanimewife:

me at the gynecologist: is it poppin???? is it severe????

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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