inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

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@13 hours ago with 153738 notes

jasonttodd:

where are the lies

(via sherlockholmesexual)

@14 hours ago with 18424 notes

uglypnis:

nah they not ready for this yet *save as draft*

(via some-blonde)

@16 hours ago with 843 notes

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@17 hours ago with 17772 notes
princessocelot:
@19 hours ago with 167121 notes

mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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@20 hours ago with 58952 notes

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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(via mrtachibana)

@1 day ago with 499865 notes

bigbardafree:

this show is a gift

(via tentakrule)

@1 day ago with 3318 notes

immabadnatural:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

how people miss the racial commentary of this song is still so astounding to me. it’s so clearly a fuck white beauty standards song.

most white people so drunk off whiteness, they don’t even get it.

who knew though…… by 2014, white people would “discover” twerking and  convince themselves that jennifer lopez and other white bitches made booty a good thing to have. lol.

they still can’t admit that black women are beautiful. they will just keep magic wand selecting all of our features as beautiful, but not beautiful on us.

I keep explaining this to white folks.

(Source: ghatia, via sherlockholmesexual)

@14 hours ago with 20446 notes

ppitte:

Some are just better big spoons.

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@15 hours ago with 20333 notes
xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

(via mrtachibana)

@17 hours ago with 87058 notes
teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

(via what-is-quintessence)

@18 hours ago with 146587 notes

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

(via theladyfiend)

@20 hours ago with 175991 notes

yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

(via humoristics)

@21 hours ago with 252681 notes

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

(via spaceandbones)

@1 day ago with 26884 notes