thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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@23 hours ago with 126036 notes

commandersass:

Attempted boob grab victims 2k14

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@2 days ago with 8100 notes

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

@3 days ago with 210624 notes

“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”

“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”

(Source: Flickr / marie-pierchayerdemersphotographie, via neutralis)

@1 week ago with 80665 notes

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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@1 week ago with 160290 notes

lesbia-lexi:

lil-mizz-jaye:

lil-mizz-jaye:

Just reminding everyone why we came to Tumblr.

Holy shit why does this have over a thousand notes

Because it true

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@1 week ago with 71153 notes
@1 week ago with 104870 notes

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

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@1 week ago with 731965 notes

bluejamjar:

every time i feel like i’m losing my grip on life i visit the russian 404 error page

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@2 days ago with 43538 notes

ohawkguy:

[a left boob appears within arm’s reach]

chris evans:

image

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@2 days ago with 13100 notes

balfies:

todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

image

(Source: vidonias, via hufflepuffiansunite-in221b)

@1 week ago with 260792 notes
patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

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@1 week ago with 415169 notes

mads mikkelsen: a summary in text posts [insp.]

(Source: mikkelbabe, via pie--maker)

@1 week ago with 1745 notes
pleatedjeans:

via
@1 week ago with 27328 notes

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

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@1 week ago with 84107 notes